Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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