Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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