I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Congratulations! We have a period
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