Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm bleeding and have questions
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