I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Randomize
