I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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