if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
