So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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