Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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