these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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