Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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