Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
wow bdsm is so cute
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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