Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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