haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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