it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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