don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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