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its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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