i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
i think im in europe. pls send help
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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