check it out our google latitudes are spooning
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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