oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
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I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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