at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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