You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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