I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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