There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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