Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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