I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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