im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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