Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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