He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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