Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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