Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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