How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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