Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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