I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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