Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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