Sacagawea was the original milf.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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