Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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