So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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