I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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