yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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