Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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