why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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