they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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