he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
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