it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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