Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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