why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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