Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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