hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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