physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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