You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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