Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
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The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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