Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
jump out the window naked night went bad
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