Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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