Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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