His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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