If that was your dad, he is hot
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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