is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
so let's talk penis.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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