Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
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You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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